TROPICAL STORM NICHOLAS A HOAX?

REPORT FROM ROCKPORT TEXAS, 4:35 AM , MONDAY, SEPT. 13, 2021

I’m beginning to think this storm stuff is a liberal hoax, that it’s just a Democrat conspiracy to steal another election, or on the other hand, maybe the conservative fascists are conspiring to take over the nation by inspiring rampant fear, or maybe it’s the aliens preparing our minds for an invasion from Venus, or maybe I’m the only one being tempted by the Devil into believing there is a storm, and everyone else is in on it, trying to gaslight me into thinking I’m paranoid.

Tell me one of these hypotheses is right, or I’ll know you are in on it too.

Logically, everyone knows there is no storm. It’s not even raining. It’s all part of the liberal global warming, climate change hoax, or maybe Trump is using this lie to cover preperation for staging another government insurrection and takeover, or I’m sleep-talking and am still in bed, and there is a raging storm going on while I sleep.

Or, maybe Nicholas is just a little slower arriving than I expected. But, that sounds crazy.